Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
