I wish I could teleport
Buhtt sex?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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