I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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