im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i think my mom watched the whole time
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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