But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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