We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The struggles of a small town man whore
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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