if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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