My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
