Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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