Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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