in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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