Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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