You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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