That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
