Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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