next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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