yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
the condom got lost in my hair
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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