your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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