Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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