OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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