I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The air was thick with penises
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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