so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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