have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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