Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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