I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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