So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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