I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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