you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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