I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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