The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
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