We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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