Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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