last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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