He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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