normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My vagina just clenched in fear
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