In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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