I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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