i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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