I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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