He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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