Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
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