This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
