is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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