omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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