My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
