Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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