Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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