we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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