Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
where are you?
Hypothermia
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Randomize
