Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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