did you get engaged???
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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You. Win. At. Life.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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