i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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