I skipped work to stalk him.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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