All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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